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The word "car" is short for carriage.
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Looking for movies
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Cat sitting on his butt
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F**k off pumpkin
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Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
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Kid with a rod
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Sloth Kong
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USA should invade the USA
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Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
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God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
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I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
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A good day to stay inside