If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I don't always use psychedelics
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I choose you
New rubik's cube
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Roses are gray
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Was I that drunk?
USA football team.
Don't do it
Half Life 2 confirmed