Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Doge broccoli.
Strawberry
Real-time weather reports
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Ninja doges
Breaking Bad
Who played Jumanji?
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Perfect boys only exist in books
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Curiousity and the cat