iPhone has no flash player
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.
I'm playing that game
Don't make me get my belt
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
Eat him
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
Me, friend, McDonald's