Poor spidey
Putin: U crying? Leo: Yes. Putin: I said "Ukraine".
My New Year's resolution
I'm the word
Home is where you can say anything you want
Reincarnation. Hunting cat.
Redoubtable cat
That awkward moment when you realise that you don't have any cats
Tech support
Fabulous horse
Hey man, you got a calculator?
Wilfred, please rouse me at 3:00 am