Hunting fox
Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
Cat auto mechanic
Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.
Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
Alex the Parrot
Don't eat me
A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
Sharks with human teeth
Things I'll do when I wake up
The drink of life
Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?