You look fine
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
Angry bird
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Have you seen this dog?
Sub-Zero wins.
A smoking cat
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Can't you knock?
Action movie shooting precision
When life gives you lemons