Little turtle
Dog did it
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Stockings and tail
Mom, I'm pregnant
A planet with no evil
Real life sniper
Halloween costumes at the hospital
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Moses, the early years
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Bltch please guy