Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Where's Obama's clock?
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Motorbike in the bath
Brunettes
Real ninja turtles
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
My cooking is fabulous
Weapon nail
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
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