I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
Stupid tampon
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Aliens vs. Humans
The teacher's dream tool
Middle Earth dress
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Hypnotizing
Yep, it's a p*ssy
We got no water in the pool
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Stalin in a Mario outfit