Middle Earth dress
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Hypnotizing
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
We got no water in the pool
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Stupid tampon
Yep, it's a p*ssy