Zombie fingers
Good day Sir
My GF is pregnant
Naughty grandpa
You walked up to a semi truck
King Joffrey is dead
Rejections are coming
Hobbit costume
Tree in the house
As I plunge the world into WW3, please remeber, it Bush's fault and you are a racist. Obama's logic.
Tampa Bay waterspout
My sister's roomate is an architect. Look at their Christmas tree.