SMS: I hate you
Snoop Doge. Such rap, wow.
Swimming
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am
Big smoker
I wanna eat you if that's okay?
Your face, I like that sh*t
Alice in Wonderland costume
The mouse was this big.
I'm at the gym
I am the night!
I don't always sit in your sink, but when I do, I bath myself with the dripping faucet