Dear Batman
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
I couldn't sleep last night
You know what's behind the mask?
Ice cream doge.
You are never too young
You damn kids! Get off my lawn!
I don't always like to cuddle
Ninja cars
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Que - Wat?
Pimp Vader