Friendzone level: infinite
One rock short of being rescued
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
After changing to fit into society
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
You are not my dad
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
My goal for 2014
Look twice
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Safety in the car 2
I'm fat