Sharks in the subway
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
I'm at the doc's office
Pizza friendship necklace
Tron Legacy light cycle motorbike
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
We'll miss him, said no one ever. King Joffrey.
Sleeping
Being a Grammar Nazi
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
Snoopy made it look easy
Computer password