I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Spongebob is on
Girls like ducks
Surprise car
Dad, have you seen my Lion King DVD? Dad meme.
I hate drawing legs.
Victory
Run like you stole something
Cosplay
That's where the c**ppy ideas come from
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
When you tell a joke that is not funny