Roses are gray
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
God listens to Slayer
Don't do it
The tan from typical summer activities
Now you're just some money that I used to own
Nothing to do here. Tsunami.
Nosey little f**ker t-shirt
Was I that drunk?
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
For Halloween, go as a slutty witch. All you'll have to do is find a pointy hat.