I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
The car as canvas
Scumbag brain
Mmm, fabulous!
Friendzone level 9000
Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
Chicken and egg
I paused The Avengers at the wrong time
OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
Don't wear my jersey like that
Owl tree
Not worth it, dude