F**k off pumpkin
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
USA should invade the USA
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Looking for movies
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Kid with a rod
A good day to stay inside
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Sloth Kong
Cat sitting on his butt