Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Ninja doges
Doge broccoli.
Breaking Bad
Who played Jumanji?
Curiousity and the cat
Real-time weather reports
Immortal goalkeeper
Strawberry
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.