Stalin in a Mario outfit
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
I'm ready for the weekend
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
We got no water in the pool
Hypnotizing
Stupid tampon
Middle Earth dress
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna