Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Happy birthday to me
Lion King, nailed it
Dude says he gets 10 times the girls I will ever get
H&M
I kept telling you: You are the only thing I have in this world
Alright gentlemen, we need a new tactic to make this product sell more
Wheeled alarm clock
WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.
Mythbuster's Jamie Hyneman
You are adopted