Because f@#k you, that's why
Snailed it
Baby, are you jealous?
Fascinating
First date
Who the f**k is Alice?
Moai Statues, Easter Island, Chile
A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
Respect is earned, not given
Meme pumpkin