Most common lies
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Pointing is rude
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Toilight, breaking wind
Nokia, connocting poopie
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Squidward swag
Hows your diet doing?
Sniff sniff bite bite
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Cars drive drunk