US Government, you had one f**king job
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
Money dog
I saw you typing
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Orange bike
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Why are you so fat?
Sms whales
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
Longterm relationship barbie
Stupidity is not a disability