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I want to get invited to parties
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Couch fixed
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I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
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Double date? I'll take my best friend
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Godzilla toy scared the dog.
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Sexy car
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You are dressed as the police car
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Pranksters on the road.
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After death
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Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
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The Shining dog
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Crazy T-shirt design