Why so Sirius?
Duckface
Meanwhile in subway
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Democracy incoming
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Has most advanced suit
I got a phone
Floral underwear
This planet is a reality TV show
Parenting