Curiousity and the cat
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Breaking Bad
Real-time weather reports
Doge broccoli.
Strawberry
Perfect boys only exist in books
Ninja doges
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Who played Jumanji?