In the dark
I'm going to change my name to "Benefits". You are now friends with benefits.
IE in a recycle bin
Chuck Norris trains
My childhood is ruined
Balloon tank - the latest weapon in the war against clowns
Macbook. You need money even to remove the battery.
Something I will not be buying
Bird's Nest Bed
And who are you?
Daddy don't like it
Dat ass...