I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
Pizza friendship necklace
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Being a Grammar Nazi
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Snoopy made it look easy
Facepalm cat
Sleeping
Feel my leg I just shaved