This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Eye to eye
Party photo fail.
Camel balls
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
Did you bring the bail money?
If Sigmund Freud was right
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Me on the weekend
Toilet paper roll eyes
Nice try math
I also like to live dangerously.