Don't do it
New rubik's cube
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Troll cat
USA football team.
I wish I could sleep
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I choose you
SWAG
Johnny and Marissa
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood