I've found this cell phone
Hey bro, it's me, Carl, open the door
Lindsay Lohan, what is it on your leg?
Happy sheese grater
My Friends vs. Me
When I was a kid I pulled the fire alarm
On the submarine. Guys, this isn't funny, open the door!
I don't always drive the speed limit
What's the difference?
What women see
Haters gonna hate. Tough guy.
Troll face