Ninja cars
WTF beaver
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
I couldn't sleep last night
Dear Batman
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
I don't always like to cuddle
Que - Wat?
Beep beep motherf**kers
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Pimp Vader