How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
Me, friend, McDonald's
I'm playing that game
Don't make me get my belt
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
iPhone has no flash player
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
Eat him
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.