I think she gave you the wrong number. I know that feel bro.
Who needs swag when you got a kick ass fro, a fly shirt, a white b*tch, and a turtle on your wall?
Weed bed set
Funny pigeon. I know there is something that I'm supposed to do here.
Where should I vomit today?
Bieber's pants
F**k these six fish in particular
Tiger hug
Nesquik
The turtle and toothbrush
Shrimp and fast food
Trolls at the bus stop