Put this on your coffee table
Gillete Mach 3 Fusion
I was bitten by a turtle
His eyes say "bedroom"
I love your personality
Write or
Years from now, when they are teenagers and hate each other, I'll show them this picture
When you refuse to check your bank account
Fruit ass
Oh Gosh, I live with an idiot
From Dora to Consuela
The weather and the first date