US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?
Ponies are for p*ssies
Star Wars Death Star Cake
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
I recycle men T-shirt
Hug?
How to catch a fish in Ireland
Keep telling yourself that
Meanwhile in Mordor
Got a new shower curtain
Elections, illusion of choice.