Perfect boys only exist in books
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Who played Jumanji?
Ninja doges
Real-time weather reports
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Breaking Bad
Doge broccoli.
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Curiousity and the cat
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Strawberry