Go drunk you are home
Bike thief
Nearly lost my phone
When a friend offers you a cookie
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
First day at the gym
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
Job interview
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
Naughty dog
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker