Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Kids nowadays
Bilbo Baggins
Where's Obama's clock?
Motorbike in the bath
Surprise
Everybody has a plan
Books
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks