US Government, you had one f**king job
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
I prefer not to think before speaking
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
I saw you typing
Stupidity is not a disability
Why are you so fat?
Sms whales
Orange bike
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
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