Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
If Sigmund Freud was right
Party photo fail.
Camel balls
Toilet paper roll eyes
Did you bring the bail money?
Me on the weekend
I'm trying to chill, ok?
This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Eye to eye
I also like to live dangerously.
Nice try math