My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Little turtle
Mom, I'm pregnant
The secret of a black man in a "Star Wars: Episode 7 trailer" uncovered.
Text a girl "Hey, beautiful"
Real life sniper
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Evil Christmas rabbit
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Stockings and tail
Hmm, interesting
Go home bat, you're drunk