What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer and burned pizza have in common?
Family photo
If I had one hour to live
Angry hedgehog
Pikachu cat
How do I get this job?
I'll give you the D later
Bad days
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.
Every morning I long to hold you
Real men have curves
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.