It looks like a portal to another world. It's a f**king puddle, please go outside.
Your move, Ebola.
Samuel L. Jackson the Wizard of Oz
Trying to fold a fitted sheet
iPhone sms: Emily
Photobombing level: master
Some people are such treasures
Dog, we need air support
Jim Carrey Lady Gaga
It isn't my first time
Pew pew pew
If I fits, I sits