My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I choose you
I wish I could sleep
USA football team.
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
Don't do it
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Johnny and Marissa
New rubik's cube
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood