I got a phone
Has most advanced suit
Democracy incoming
Floral underwear
Why so Sirius?
Parenting
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
This planet is a reality TV show
Meanwhile in subway
Duckface
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way