You look fine
Have you seen this dog?
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Action movie shooting precision
Can't you knock?
Angry bird
You scared me
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
When life gives you lemons
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
A smoking cat
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step